Monday, 7 April 2014

The Two Ways



Hi.
This is Harsh Gautam. Productivity was zero today. I almost wasted the day. Although I never stopped the thinking about being productive. Not even for a minute. I thought so hard that my brain-tissues hurt. My throat feels good. Almost normal. I starting to feel that I don’t have cancer or something. I was on 9GAG most of the day. Starting to get a little popular there. Lots of notifications and up-votes. I saw picture on the internet which talked about two ways a boy can live his life. I’ll show you guys.
Here, it is.                                                
This image made me think. I know it is stupid, and probably from the 19th century, but it statistically it might be true. I hate how they refer to masturbation as ‘self-abuse’. Whoever created this is probably dead by now but please tell that guy how masturbation is in the list of healthy habits. I remember watching a video about masturbation by Dr. Lindsey Doe from the YouTube channel ‘sexplanations’ (which I highly recommend you to subscribe). She ended the video with a line which I think is a nicest way to describe about the health aspect of masturbation. The line I  don’t seem to exactly remember it. Approximately, it was like, “Eat, Sleep, Stay Hydrated, Masturbate!”
It is funny how, I planned to write about productivity and it turned about masturbation. Almost just like the day. Let me get to the point. I'm planning to stop masturbation completely. As I already have given up smoking. This is good. I am not saying that I believe this picture. But, what I plan to become in this life is huge. My dreams are high as fuck. And I think I must take these step. How does it matter you ask? I will gain some time. I will require less sleep. And I think these reasons are enough.  I will keep you posted if I succeed in this step.

This episode I watched from ‘Cosmos’, they showed the life of Sir Isaac Newton, and dude, he was always working. I was inspired. I plan to give that amount of energy. Although the time in which I should have worked has gone. But, I think my life is more than scoring marks and getting ranks. I plan to go phenomenal. I plan to go international. I plan to own a Lamborghini.  Also, I found this picture. 



I think I require a wristwatch which shall not ever be removed until I get what you want.
I will go now.

Later.
10:00:50 PM
Monday, April 7, 2014